Fact: Pansexuals are actually crepuscular, or active at dawn and dusk. But due to heterosexual control of the world (heterosexuals are diurnal), most pansexuals are forced to disrupt their natural sleep patterns and adapt to a diurnal lifestyle. This is why pansexuals are the most grumpy around midday. By the way, homosexuals are nocturnal, bisexuals hibernate during the winter and summer, and asexuals have transcended the need for sleep entirely.
SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.