oh no, I am breaking on the inside and you, and you and you and you. Come back
Help The Cheerleader →
theriotmag: Fund set up to help the cheerleader who was not only thrown off her high school’s squad for REFUSING TO CHEER FOR HER RAPIST, but saw the case against her school thrown out of court as “frivolous” and was ordered to pay her high school $45,000 in legal fees. That’s right. She was raped and now she has to pay her school $45,000 because she DARED to be upset about it. This fund is...
Poor Phraser: KING OF CUNNILINGUS →
I’m the king of cunnilingus. I’m Lawrence of a labia. I’m an invitation card – do you want to come? . I’m a shower head in human form. An avid reader of clitorature. The girls call me Santa Jaws Cos every day is Christmas day You won’t come once a year. . I’m like the band on the…
Skillz 4 resume:
Steeze love glitter lotion making small amounts of cookie dough for snack attacks big sweaters charming hairdressers/cashiers/people on the bus playlists acquiring library fines/bank fines/college fines snuggling Why can’t I put these on my resume and just get a job now okay?