ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
cute friend band being cute
tempurpedia: A man driving a hearse just hit on me and then a man binocularing a construction site told me, “Watch out for potholes AND buttholes.” and then bent over to stare at my butt.
How to be classy in three easy steps:
the-vashta-nerada: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab.