in middle school this group of girls and i formed a club because we all had crushes on the same unattainable boy who wore american flag swim trunks and instead of getting competitive we all worked together to push him down on the asphalt when he was playing basketball one time it was a really powerful moment
“For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in student loans than what we were paying for our mortgage. So we know what this is about.
And we were lucky to land good jobs with a steady income. But we only finished paying off our student loans—check this out, all right, I’m the President of the United States—we only finished paying off our student loans about eight years ago.”—
69 million years ago, dinosaurs invented a new strain of super weed. within 4.20 million years, almost all dinosaurs were extinct becuase they were too high to find food. the survivors buried the super weed under what is now Yellowstone National Park and then left earth.