May 2012
April 2012
topclassbitchfromthefuture:
I’m nervous because I’ve finally hit puberty
topclassbitchfromthefuture:
can i stop thinking about murder for long enough to do my hw
now i know how you people with sex drives feel
bigundies:
in middle school this group of girls and i formed a club because we all had crushes on the same unattainable boy who wore american flag swim trunks and instead of getting competitive we all worked together to push him down on the asphalt when he was playing basketball one time it was a really powerful moment
“For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...”
– —President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
CHECK THIS OUT, ALL RIGHT, I’M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
(via bestrooftalkever)
Butternut Squash: the story of four-twenty-twelve,... →
haakev2:
69 million years ago, dinosaurs invented a new strain of super weed. within 4.20 million years, almost all dinosaurs were extinct becuase they were too high to find food. the survivors buried the super weed under what is now Yellowstone National Park and then left earth.
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